Instructions
In a large coliseum, mix together the flour, sugar, swab, and incinerating greasepaint.
Using a confection knife or your fritters, cut the cold adulation into the flour admixture until it resembles coarse beach.
Pour the milk into the coliseum and stir with a chopstick until the dough comes together in a rough ball.
Turn the dough out onto a smoothly floured face and gently knead it a many times until it comes together in a smooth ball.