Get a head of cauliflower and cut off the hard pieces and stem but leave the head complete.
Boil the cauliflower for 7 twinkles, drain and stroke dry.
Mix 1 mug of mayonnaise,
1 mug of parmesean rubbish,
mug white cheddar rubbish,
diced garlic, & dried parsley.
Mix together and cover the cauliflower with the admixture.
Sprinkle garlic greasepaint and black pepper on it and further parsley.
Singe in the oven 20 twinkles@ 375 °